This is just a general update slash rant thing for the three people who actually read my journals.
The previous update, which I didn't post here because it would likely be removed with a moderator warning for "off-site issues" even though the subject in question happened on-site is available here until July 4th.
This contains gratuitous amounts of opinion and swearywords, by the way.
Refrain from reading it if you're underage, stupid, easily offended, or all of the above.
-THEY CHANGED IT NOW IT SUCKS
Now I don't use this site that much anymore and I haven't even tried to upload any art since before the Sheezy 2.whatever we're on update but I would like to express my severe disdain for the new threaded comment renderer: "Who the fuck thought this would fucking be a good idea?"
And a suggestion: How about an 'expand all' button, or is that possible?
Thank you.
-Would you vegan moron-o-trains just shut up?
This hasn't really happened to me and I'm thankful for it but I'm seriously getting tired of all this going green bullshit. The next time I see the words "carbon footprint" I swear I'll fucking slap someone. Especially if they're anywhere near a salad. Go eat a steak and get some protein in that skinny ass and that skinny ass brain of yours.
wait actually now that i think about it, veganism and the people behind it kinda reminds me of a religion
Well, whatever. As Penn and Teller said, don't bomb the lunchroom because you don't like what I've brought. Not only can I completely ignore explosions of such insignificant magnitude, I have the power to dedicate my time to building a bigger and better bomb that will eat three animals for every one that you didn't.
-I'M #0
I'm moving up the ranks on Newgrounds and if I were a b/p whore only 1 in every 500 accounts would be as hardcore as mine instead of the 1 in 400 ratio it is now. Come help me along by voting five on all my shit faggot
no really, do it; i need motivation to make an ss death flash
-How the hell do you even get a zit on your nuts seriously
I must not know how to use soap properly because i got some sackne earlier last week. I freaked out when I discovered it in the shower before I realized it wasn't a tumor.
-Microsoft
"Want the latest version of Messenger?"
Nigga I didn't even want the latest version of WINDOWS. Die in a fire.
Seriously though what was wrong with MSN Messenger 8.5
I like Microsoft though. Everyone hates on them for shit they have no control over and shit they should be doing and shit they shouldn't be doing while at this moment they prepare to rush out Vista 2.0 which nobody will switch to because they're busy dicking around with Ubuntu or flirting with the chick behind the Mac Store counter and it all adds up to forum flamewar hilarity for the rest of us. So, thank you, MS, for giving the idiots a scapegoat and the others a laugh. I do miss XP though.
-WORST RECESSION EVER OMG
I haven't bothered to go to whitehouse.gov to see what Obama is saying about the stimulus package because I don't think like him and I know I don't think like him so could someone please explain to me how throwing money at the economy is supposed to kickstart it. Especially since most of it's being handed over to huge corporations who either a) got us into this fuckin mess in the first place, b) have executives who forgot how supply and demand works or is beneficial to the operation of their company, or c) are god damned ass-backwards as fuck.
-What's a ZZT?
It's kinda funny; there are so many ways in 2009 to create video games with minimal programming knowledge yet I still choose to use an engine that's almost 20 years old: ZZT from Epic Megagames. 18 years after its initial release, an active community still exists, releasing the occasional game or two. I have plans for one such game in the works that will be an "expansive plot-based RPG" with so many different engines, tricks, and traps that this thing will play like a fucking used car lot. If, for whatever reason, you're a musician and you'd like to waste some time and contribute to this project, download Kevedit and make some kickin rad PC speaker tunes for me to use.
These submissions (all of them) have been removed from the gallery. The Blackberry ones are flooding/spam and the others are obviously meant to be derogatory towards certain persons.
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